Mar
09

5 Jokes from Brain Pop

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Number One

What did the clock say to the bully?

Number Two

Where do Polar Bears go to vote?

Number Three

Why was the Apple Tree in dismay?

Number Four

Whats the best day to go on a trip to the beech?

Number Five

What Noun do you get, when you cross a Dinosor with a Firework?

 

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23 Responses to “5 Jokes from Brain Pop”

  1.   Aamina N Says:

    Dear Yahya,
    Are these the answers???
    1) ____ I am not sure
    2) ____ I am not sure
    3) ____ I am not sure
    4) ____ SUNday
    5) ____ I am not sure!

    Reply

  2.   YahyaP Says:

    Dear Aamina,
    You have go number four correct. Have another try at the others.

    Reply

  3.   Kenzie Says:

    1)- wait till I get my hands on you.
    2)- to a polling station.
    3)-
    4)- Sunday
    5)- the big bang

    By

    Kenzie and my Nan. :)

    Reply

    •   YahyaP Says:

      Dear Kenzie,
      You got, number 4 correct however you need to try again on the others.

      Reply

      •   Julia Says:

        Dear Kenzie,
        I like your answer to number one. I found it quite funny! I get where you are coming from though in ‘Wait till I get my hands on you’ because you have hands on a clock (unless it’s digital)! Well done for having a try as Yahya says you may need to look at them again but try again and if you always try then you will get very far in life!
        From Julia

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        •   YahyaP Says:

          Dear Julia,
          I am glad you enjoyed reading my jokes, maybe you could tell me one and share it on the blog.

          Reply

  4.   Zain Says:

    Dear Yahya,
    these are my answers,
    1=not sure
    2=polling station
    3=not sure
    4=sunday
    5=not sure

    Reply

    •   YahyaP Says:

      Dear Zain,
      Thank you very much or your comment,
      Well done, you got number 4 correct but you need to try again on the others.

      Reply

  5.   YahyaP Says:

    Dear everybody,
    It looks though you have all give up, I will tell you the answers:
    1=Your behavior is a bit alarming
    2=North-Poll
    3=It kept getting picked on
    4=sunday
    5=dino-mate

    Reply

  6.   YahyaP Says:

    Can anyone think of some other jokes that are really funny?

    Reply

  7.   Laurenb Says:

    Dear Kenzie, I think you right, I like the first one just reading it makes me giggle a little bit.

    Yahya, I like this post, really it just gets you thinking.

    Laurenb, 6M Lyonshall :)

    Reply

    •   YahyaP Says:

      Dear Lauren,
      Thank you very much for your comment, I am glad to hear that you enjoyed reading my jokes. Could you tell me one of your favorite jokes?

      Reply

  8.   YahyaP Says:

    One of my favorite joke is
    Why did the cow cross the road?
    Because it wanted to go to the MOOOOO-vies

    Reply

  9.   YahyaP Says:

    What happens when you cross a chicken with an oven?
    It becomes Roasted-Chicken

    Reply

  10.   YahyaP Says:

    One of my favorite jokes is:
    Are you alright,
    No,I am all left.

    Reply

  11.   YahyaP Says:

    What is an astronauts favorite place to go in space?
    The Space-Bar!

    Reply

  12.   YahyaP Says:

    What is a computer’s favorite animal?
    A Mouse!

    Reply

  13.   YahyaP Says:

    Why did the computer ware glasses?
    To improve it’s Web-Sight!

    Reply

  14.   YahyaP Says:

    What can run but never walk?
    WATER!

    Reply

  15.   YahyaP Says:

    Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
    I’m not telling, you might spread it!

    Reply

  16.   YahyaP Says:

    What has four legs but can’t walk?
    A chair!

    Reply

  17.   YahyaP Says:

    What did the maths book say to the mathamation.
    Boy, I have problems!

    Reply

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