Happy learners blog well
Number One
What did the clock say to the bully?
Number Two
Where do Polar Bears go to vote?
Number Three
Why was the Apple Tree in dismay?
Number Four
Whats the best day to go on a trip to the beech?
Number Five
What Noun do you get, when you cross a Dinosor with a Firework?
HAVE A GUESS AND LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW!
March 9th, 2013 at 8:45 pm
Dear Yahya,
Are these the answers???
1) ____ I am not sure
2) ____ I am not sure
3) ____ I am not sure
4) ____ SUNday
5) ____ I am not sure!
March 9th, 2013 at 9:28 pm
Dear Aamina,
You have go number four correct. Have another try at the others.
March 10th, 2013 at 5:36 pm
1)- wait till I get my hands on you.
2)- to a polling station.
3)-
4)- Sunday
5)- the big bang
By
Kenzie and my Nan.
March 11th, 2013 at 8:05 am
Dear Kenzie,
You got, number 4 correct however you need to try again on the others.
March 12th, 2013 at 7:28 pm
Dear Kenzie,
I like your answer to number one. I found it quite funny! I get where you are coming from though in ‘Wait till I get my hands on you’ because you have hands on a clock (unless it’s digital)! Well done for having a try as Yahya says you may need to look at them again but try again and if you always try then you will get very far in life!
From Julia
March 17th, 2013 at 8:00 pm
Dear Julia,
I am glad you enjoyed reading my jokes, maybe you could tell me one and share it on the blog.
March 10th, 2013 at 8:57 pm
Dear Yahya,
these are my answers,
1=not sure
2=polling station
3=not sure
4=sunday
5=not sure
March 11th, 2013 at 8:06 am
Dear Zain,
Thank you very much or your comment,
Well done, you got number 4 correct but you need to try again on the others.
March 17th, 2013 at 3:44 pm
Dear everybody,
It looks though you have all give up, I will tell you the answers:
1=Your behavior is a bit alarming
2=North-Poll
3=It kept getting picked on
4=sunday
5=dino-mate
March 17th, 2013 at 3:45 pm
Can anyone think of some other jokes that are really funny?
March 17th, 2013 at 7:59 pm
I have got a joke:
Why did the Cow cross the road?
Can anyone guess?
March 18th, 2013 at 9:37 pm
Dear Kenzie, I think you right, I like the first one just reading it makes me giggle a little bit.
Yahya, I like this post, really it just gets you thinking.
Laurenb, 6M Lyonshall
March 19th, 2013 at 8:02 am
Dear Lauren,
Thank you very much for your comment, I am glad to hear that you enjoyed reading my jokes. Could you tell me one of your favorite jokes?
March 21st, 2013 at 7:58 am
One of my favorite joke is
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it wanted to go to the MOOOOO-vies
March 21st, 2013 at 7:59 am
What happens when you cross a chicken with an oven?
It becomes Roasted-Chicken
March 21st, 2013 at 8:07 am
One of my favorite jokes is:
Are you alright,
No,I am all left.
March 27th, 2013 at 5:36 pm
What is an astronauts favorite place to go in space?
The Space-Bar!
March 27th, 2013 at 6:01 pm
What is a computer’s favorite animal?
A Mouse!
March 27th, 2013 at 6:02 pm
Why did the computer ware glasses?
To improve it’s Web-Sight!
March 27th, 2013 at 6:03 pm
What can run but never walk?
WATER!
March 27th, 2013 at 6:05 pm
Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I’m not telling, you might spread it!
March 28th, 2013 at 5:38 pm
What has four legs but can’t walk?
A chair!
March 28th, 2013 at 5:40 pm
What did the maths book say to the mathamation.
Boy, I have problems!